He Figured
 
He figured nobody would probably
Give a sit if he lived or died.
He’d avoid the annoyance of
A funeral by giving his body,
As they say, “to science”.  Which isn’t
What most people think it is.
May not be getting’ sent to some
Med school for student dissection.
Could be getting’ the head removed
To test lip stick or shave cream.
Guts pulled out to see what acids
The stomach and ‘testines could take.
Gonads fed to critters checking
Testosterone transfer.  Maybe,
If lucky, you get sent to that place
To just get laid about to just watch
Natural decomposition in the woods
And feed the squirrels.