Santa hates the working man At my job they give you 100 dollars for each of you’re first four donations of plasma as long as your vitals are within an acceptable range to donate I laugh when we call it a donation since most people only come for the money two day before Christmas and a forty some year old has a pulse rate of 120 bpm I joke and ask him what he’s taking and he says I got fired from my job today I worked at that plant in town that’s been on strike for the last six months the strike we settled earlier this week and today I got fired for my part in the whole thing standard procedure in my job at the plasma center is to offer a recheck after the donor sits for 15 minutes so I ask him if he has time to wait around to see if it will come down he says he is pretty sure it won’t not two days before Christmas not with having three kids and just as I am deciding I am just going to change his number just pass him anyway he sees it in my eyes and says don’t no reason we should both be unemployed at Christmas then he walks back to the lobby and out the door while I finish my shift hating myself more and more each and every hour.