White Lighter Society Legend says Every single member Of the 27 club Died with a white lighter In their pockets A memento mori Before rock and rollers Did yoga with millionaire gurus And Became shredded vegans To fight the wear of time One more celebrity scandal Or perhaps The machinations of unseen puppetmasters Sacrificing sensitive souls of particular brilliance For the New World Order, of course! A psy-op to enshrine new gods And tease the imagination Of the curious and pathological I put a cigarette On the tomb of Jim Morrison Summoning the mojo Of some mystery cult To tip the scale Towards creating a meaning Worth living for