ménage à trois I’m in a long-term relationship with Insomnia now, lucky me - quite intimate. Sometimes he greets me at bedtime, bringing his friend, the accordion player, ready for us to dance a polka. Other times he waits, creeps in at 3 a.m., quieter, juggling worry-balls, tossing a few my way. We’ve been monogamous, apparently committed, though there’s been no discussion; I hesitate to tell him, but suppose I must: I’ve been flirting with the Nap-Man, meeting up most afternoons, and I find he’s quite irresistible.