MCDONALD’S That invincibility After scoring: So impervious That you don’t Think twice About leaving Your Pontiac In front of a Hydrant, While you rush into Wherever-you-know- you-can-use-the-bathroom. A few places You’ve discovered, But tried and true Is the McDonald’s on First and 23rd: Commodious, A locking door; A haven— Even if piss Puddles the floor And vomit Infects the air. So useless Is every other place— Everything, in fact— That this room’s An ethereality. Then, Briskly walking out, Unlit cigarette Between fingers, Touching your lighter; Outside, That first drag’s Majestical, too; And look: No ticket.