The ones with no souls always come in pairs, making the night club scene their own personal floor show, wearing wraparounds so dark they need guide dogs to find a free place at the bar, wear too much makeup and a scent that lingers for days after they go. He wears a too-tight black, silk shirt that would have looked ridiculous on someone ten years younger than he was and his woman looks like a fashion plate left behind at a banquet in the 30’s someone forgot to clean up after, cloaked in the fur of an endangered species that slides down her bare shoulders to reveal designer logo skin art that does everything but glow in the dark. It’s a tossup which one’s nose will begin to bleed first, given how much abuse their sinus cavities have been made to endure. Manage to order something that goes unheard in the din of the band and the strangled-by-professionals voice, imitating songs, she has no business listening to, much less singing. Barely notice their bartender’s choice cocktails in front of them, in fancy glasses, you could have poured expensive poison in, and it would have been acceptable as long as the look was right. They sip and smile, content in their self-contained vacuum sucking everything into the black hole of their lives; all of us there the same, even me, behind the bar, maybe even, me worst of all because I knew better and I still didn’t care.