MRS B’S CROOKED TEETH You, the wife of a handsome English prof who made literature sing. We, the hippies who lionized him. We came to your porch evenings, drank and smoked dope, marveled at his insights, e.e. Cummings to Shakespeare. But I felt a weird vibe. As the prof drank more and more, he began to ogle the hippie chicks, flirt with them, stare at their braless breasts, letch at them and ignore you. Mrs. B., an Iowa farm daughter, your teeth turned your face ugly compared to the nymphs who oohed and aahed at your husband who unabashedly played to them, left you, mouth closed, lips protruding rooted in your church shoes, sipping a Coke through a straw to prevent hand wringing, a simple dress, revealing an awkward body, hiding a burgeoning figure, babies asleep inside, unawares. I’m just a repentant, old hippie guy who did his own damage to women back in the Day. Mrs. B., I’ve mused about you in my retirement years. Hope you fled to better off.