Derek Walcott In real life it’s November, a Wisconsin Saturday of sleet and sweatpants as I scribble this poem in my messy basement office, kid toys everywhere, Lego landmines and cat litter granules buried deep in the shag. In my mind, however, I am Derek Walcott walking barefoot across a beach in Barbados. There is no stinking litter box, no bills to pay. I am the Poseidon of Poetry, a linen shirt unbuttoned to my fuzzy navel. The churning ocean roars in reverence to its creator. A salty breeze blows. A pink and orange rum runner sits on a table I carved from harvested teak as my typewriter waits in a hut. Hot damn the magic I will make. I am the alpha and the omega. I am the Lord with a new set of pens. Today I will write something you will never forget, while Gary my cat shits over there in the corner.