Thankful

It’s been a great year.
Plenty to be thankful for.
Still got a job.
Sucks but still got it.
Got a place to stay.
Got money for liquor.
Everything that I need.
But mostly,
I’m thankful that
Maury said the kid
Wasn’t mine.


Winter Wonderland

Yup, livin’ in a true
Winter wonderland.
Freeze my ass off
Every damn year.
Shovel that snow.
Life in the North.
Just totally hate it.
Went South one year.
Didn’t have no snow.
Didn’t freeze my ass.
Shark ate some toes.
Experienced the dreaded
Category five hurricane.
Got the clap and was
Mugged on the beach.
Cold truth be known, I
Learned to keep my
Northern ass at home.