Greetings Barrel-housers,

For fun and little profit, I’m taking a word stand. After every who, what, where, when, why and how or how much, I will say, whence I utter these words, immediately I will follow each with ‘on Earth.’ In a question, for example, of ‘who are you?’ I will say, ‘who, on Earth, are you?’ Might be fun and influential. Why, on Earth, I’m not sure.

In the meantime, a serious quake has occurred. A new work, a many splendor-ed thing, like aphids in May, blooms. Seriously, here we go gathering nuts in May…on a bright and frosty morning. Hark! The herald angels sing – the Anti-Chris is out with a new one. “Beatitudes” by Chris Butler, will be available soon.

This streamlined work of genius is hard to get. Matter of disputed fact but Mr. Butler himself, continues to hunt for the un-bagged manuscript. Just makes it rare, I try to tell the cult-leader, but he won’t have it. If we ever find it, meaning the rare manuscript, says the butled one, it’s free to the masses! Such marketing cunning in one so wise. This is the bard to watch! And learn from.

So here it comes. The book “Beatitudes,” by Chris (Cyanide) Butler, the Not Lame. In brilliant beatnik surround brain words. Free to subscribers!! Rare! Bigfoot approved corn dogs consumed during the writing.

$25 postage fee, for liberty. Checks accepted, old school style. Send any and all requests to our email, thebeatnikcowboy@gmail.com.

Adios Beatnik Amigos,

The Four Beatnik (Horsemen)

of the Apocalypse!

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