Monkey, And Pigface I remember the day my Dad died. Of course I do, I'll never forget it. He was already in a coma, but he was really, struggling to breathe. My mum said " Talk to him, Ian. " As she went to call an ambulance. " I don't know what to say. " I'm sad to have to admit to that, but it's true. My mum said " You'll think of something, some good time. " And, so I told him about how much I'd enjoyed working with him. We both worked as engineers in a toolmaking workshop. I was his apprentice. We worked together for ten years,we had some great laughs, and some bad arguments. So, as my poor, poor Dad was passing away, I was reminding, trying to remind him, of the names we used to use to take the piss out ot the other workers. " Dad, remember Dave, the monkey, and Pigface ? Bungle, and Blakey ? " I hope he understood me , he would've laughed if he could, I'm sure of it.