Science Lesson # 4: Space

It is said that, in space, dig,
No one can hear you scream.
At about 250 miles above Earth,
In the space station, who would?
It has been found that, in space,
Zero gravity messes with the eyes.
Eyeballs change shape causing
Visual distortions.  Also, getting
Slapped up side the head with
A beer bottle could mess with
Your eyes, too.  Maybe pop out
An eyeball.  Which you may need.
Testicles would do the same.  Not
Pop out an eyeball, but no gravity
Would cause the shape of each
Nut to change, creating some real
Screwy ass kids with the affected
Space spermazella (spermazelli?).
Speakin’ of space, didja know that
Shit don’t fall from your ass up in
Zero gravity?  It just stays as a sticky
Shit wad on your asshole.  You gotsta
Vacuum it off or wipe it off,   You must
Dispose of it properly so that you don’t
Have shit paper or loose turds floating
Around the space craft.  Nasty stuff.
There’d be a good chance that could
Piss off your fellow space freaks.
Kinda reminds me of using grampa’s
Outhouse in the old days and some jerk
Runs off with the Sears and Roebuck.