dogs years:

a boy was born with one heart. his sister was born with seven. if the boy was mad, the sister was madder. if the boy was in love, the sister was more in love. and while the boy could feel only one thing at a time, his sister could feel seven. so, of course, the sister died seven times faster than her brother. like a dog. such it is with hearts. a moral: beware acquiring more hearts. if needed, feed each extra to the street dogs, they're doomed already.

-for demi lindberg