The Water In The Well

We say, "The water in the well tastes a little odd."

"No, no," says the farmer.  "That's the natural taste of the spring water
that feeds the well. You just used to city water."

"Still, the water in the well tastes a little odd."

"No, no. That's just the minerals in the spring water. It's good for the
blood, also good for the rheumatiz. Good stuff for whatever ails ya.
Like natural spa water."

"Still, the water in the well tastes a little odd."

No sale. We passed on buying the farm.

That didn't make Farmer Brown very happy. Now he has to climb
down in the well and get the dead rats out himself.