How to Swing the Seafood Minuet
 
I don’t waltz into a room as much as cha cha. But then, I never had much luck with 3/4 time. I’m your standard four-on-the-floor kind of guy. Keep it simple, and don’t confuse me with your high-stepping sorority graces, girl. We’re going to move our lips and shake our hips. We’ll be doing the monkey time before midnight. Of course, anything can happen. The floor can drop out from beneath us. Or the needle can get stuck in a groove and never make it back to the chorus. Despite what you think, making a good first impression is the secret to faking your way through most anything. Before we go any further, let’s stroll over to the seafood buffet. I hear the crab legs are so fresh they dance the mambo on your plate.