Evaluation of Prospective Employee

Negative points:
Can hardly read.
Writes with fat crayon.
Can't do simple math.
Loses car in parking lot.
Can't use a broom.
Chopped off two toes.
Can't count change.
Can't button buttons.
Registered pervert.
Hates spaghetti.
Neo-Nazi affiliation.
Smells like butt.
Fears dogcatchers.

Positive Points:
Loves Jesus.
Slipped me a c-note.
Brought in nose candy.
Cousin Carol's first born.

Recommendation:
Hire immediately.
Executive potential.