Rambling Bull

I guess to keep them handy,
The ol 'man soaks his dentures in a glass
That he sits on the tank of the commode.
I accidentally knocked them into the shitter.
I didn't say anything, just fished them out.
Sometimes, I think about it when he smiles.

I go all day at work with everyone
Asking me if I'm all right.  That was a
Mystery to me until I looked in the mirror
And saw the dried blood on my chin.
Running late, I left home in a hurry
And just didn't notice anything.  I've
Got to watch my timing eating at the Y.

Trump says immigrants are eating our cats and dogs.
I say send them to Florida, give them a knife and fork
And let them go after the alligators at Disney World.

Company party, everybody brings a dish.
As a joke, we made Jell-O with sardines in it.
Taking it for a serious effort, everyone ate some
Not wanting to offend us.  If I knew they were
Going to do that, I would have brought some
Of them Jell-O with something from the dog
In it.

Robbed of two hours of our lives watching a crappy DVD,
We decided that we would watch Donny Callahan's
Superman: World War again after I water the camels.

Say...? We don't have any camels.