The Left Breast of God

The left breast of God
Is for nourishing the
Faithful.  The right is
As well, but it sounds
Better to only point out
One at a time.  Of course,
God is a woman.  Who'd
Wanna suck God's nuts?
Okay, for sure, somebody
Might. That's pretty weird.
I don't think they'd be just
Sucking on nuts. 
God, in her infinite wisdom,
As a punishment for the 
Bad boy, could send a bolt
Of lightning up Satan's ass.
I think that's a regular thing
With Hitler right now. Hot
Times in Hades.  Could be
Haiti but they got the voodoo
And hoodoo to keep him in 
His place.  They really need to
Work on the gangs. That done,
I know some places they could
Work on up north.  God and
Satan, tits and nuts, make
The world go round.