The ICE Man Cometh

I wanna be an ICE man.
Kick in doors and make 
Children scream.  Root
Out heathen immigrants
Eyeing my cat for stew.
Break car windows in
The street just because
I can.  Local police and
National Guard both be
Pussys.  The Russians
Have Siberia for their
Dissidents.  If the Boss
Has his way, soon we'll
Have Camp Greenland
For ours.  Love and big
Kisses to Satan's ass.