Faith, Hope, and Dope

Sunday mornings and
Wednesday nights are
The time to get high
With Jesus.  The rest
Of the week is for doin'
Dope with your friends
Hoping that the law
Don't catch up with you.
A good Christian man
Knows how to hide his
Stash.  Always has his
Head raised well above
The common man, the
Filthy devout main-liners
And all the humanistic
Heathens.  God is love,
Dope is hope. Especially
In jail.