John D. Robinson

SCAM CALL POEM

“Hello” I answer.
“Are you the owner of a PC on this number
sir” a voice asks
“Yes” I say
“Sir, you have very serious problems with
your PC; it has been sending us data
informing that your device in under
serious threat and I can help you”
“And who are you?”
I ask
“Sir, my name is Pedro, I am calling from
PC Experts and I need
you to give me remote access to your
PC so I can save your PC Sir”
“Yeah, and I’m
Napoleon” I say
“Excuse me sir?”
the voice says and then repeats himself
“Sir Pedro” I say
“So you want to help me out because you’re
worried for me and my computer
and you’re doing this
because you’re a nice caring person and
wouldn’t want to
think of me upset and you want to
help me out for nothing”
“Excuse me sir? It is my job. I am Pedro”
the voice says
“And I’m Caligula” I say
“Excuse me sir?” the voice says
“Die fighting not waiting” I say
“Excuse me sir? the voice says and then
the line
suddenly
dies.

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