Paul Brookes

Rabbit’s Head Winter

Midwinter is a teenage lad, on

his haunches – dead rabbit head hill,

in one hand, penknife cold in other,

 

his breath icy gust

polishes dry skulls into mirrors,

he catches the blade on the bone

 

scrapes away  fur,

gouges out orbital cavities

back to the bowls,

 

excavates hollows,

that ooze cherry red blood.

 

 

BEATMASTER DROOPEE’S TOP TEN

 

Beatmaster Droopee, real

name Sean, aged 27,

has his own 10, 12 mixing decks,

 

and headphones.

Says you need an ear

 

for rhythm.

Loves Gabba.

 

Single, he has a top ten list

of types of lasses, he wants to fuck.

 

Black,

Asian,

Disabled,

Milf,

Dwarf,

French,

Pensioner,

pigeon toed

unconscious,

dead.

 

Seven ticked so far.

His mate, Micky only has five.

Gives them marks out of ten.

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