‘Testament To Bad Writing’

This poem
is a testament
to bad writing

It’s here for your
entertainment
like a hitchhiker
to Ted Bundy

I conceived it
in the bathroom
after a hearty
meal at
McDonald’s

I wiped only twice
leaving remnants
of feces attached
to my ass
for the sole purpose
of inspiration

Behold here it is

What should have
been properly
disposed of
in the bathroom
is now a piece
of poetry

© Michael Marrotti