Daniel S. Irwin

First Amendment

So I’ve decided ain’t nobody
Gonna make me wear a mask.
I’ve got my First Amendment rights.
I’m gonna pursue my happiness.
And, I think I’ll quit wipin’ my ass.
Cut the crotch outta my pants
So my gonads can swing free and easy.
An’ I’m gonna start takin’ a dump
Wherever and whenever I like:
Out front in my yard,
On the neighbor’s porch,
On the sidewalk and in the street,
In the aisles of the grocery store
And the church any day of the week.
I’m talkin’ freedom, you sick fucks.
This virus thing is just political bull.
It’s all a hoax, Number One said so.
And…damn…I feel like shit….
Cough, cough.

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