Who The Hell Do You Think You Are

I’m a recovering Catholic 

drug fiend and addict,  

a drunk, a thief and an ex-con, 

musician, writer,  half assed poet, and fighter, 

a grifter , failed husband and father, 

horrible dancer, an excellent cook, jokester and scholar, 

a liar, a crack shot, and a great driver. 

dog person, sports fan, trilingual, and a smuggler

too old to do any more time,

so I’ve retired.