Who The Hell Do You Think You Are
I’m a recovering Catholic
drug fiend and addict,
a drunk, a thief and an ex-con,
musician, writer, half assed poet, and fighter,
a grifter , failed husband and father,
horrible dancer, an excellent cook, jokester and scholar,
a liar, a crack shot, and a great driver.
dog person, sports fan, trilingual, and a smuggler
too old to do any more time,
so I’ve retired.