You Don’t Have To Be a Dog
You don’t have to be a dog
To get ‘the dog shit’ beat outta ya.
That’s just a figure of speech.
Like “suck my nuts”. Well, no.
Now that one depends on
Who’s talkin’ and who they
Talkin’ to. So ya gotta be sorta
Careful how you use that one.
Might end up in a situation
You hadn’t really planned on.
It all has to do with articulation
And rancor of the vernacular.
A loud mouth and a loose word
Could get ya in a world of trouble.
Now, Jim Bob say he’ll never use
The dreaded ‘N’ word ever again.
He called that one woman a
‘Nympho’ and she, and her wife,
Both pulled foot long blades on him.
Luckily, he escaped with his dearly
Precious jewels. Lesson learned.