Selected Drinking Poems by Randall Rogers (Smelly) Moments In Time A universe is a river of alcohol spreading capillaries of experience and love to growing bodies minds and souls: the mouth is the gateway to the asshole the eyes are the windows to beauty but it is the breath that makes one smelly both good or bad for life. Firing Blanks/Parental Practice Sometimes because I have no child and drink (as so many do) I look next to me and start teaching air to grow up and not choose voluntary death because I fashion myself a drunken single parent bachelor INCEL with potential. Mendacity Drunken friend there are no others out there life on Earth is it Eve made it so discovering the secret of life and death - original sin - sealed our fate begging God to return ever since no reason to offer up – set up - another morality play (for us to knock down) allowing matter consciousness enough to create transcendent ideas enough to make life beautiful without booze. Omnibus Drink Selection Happy Hour Into conscious mechanization I pour into the fluid life of a margarita machine solid state meandering pulse free to ripple surge develop ice cube sugar electricity spark enough to blow our minds to smithereens weeping depression melancholia restricting life support till visions and breakfast pull us all back from the brink of sanity still breathing pure magic. 2021 Attending a concert drunk nowadays is a lot like entering a hot dog eating contest: you take your life in your hands. Glorious Abandon! Mystify your world look for souls you’d want to go to heaven with and drink with them love them toast them share truths and insanity with them boast as brothers fight spend time in sweet inebriation drunk with their wives in carnal knowledge with them hold dear to mystery to define them in alcoholic shining armor! enhance amber clarity to obtain position in their thought where they rest assured come fortune or naught failure or success grounding of a middling stifling drudgery life or cognitive tempest sex with you is the answer too all will be well…. With another round.