"A Typical Guy"

I'm just someone that pays part of the bills
living in an apartment trapped in a city slum

my roommates are unreliable
sometimes checking to see if my room is locked

I've had three girlfriends in the last year
wanting to marry me until they knew me better

I'm a typical guy in these days of now
a little depressed holding onto a job that's meaningless

walking around and around the park at night
wishing I was a tree.