Reliable Sources

 
Reliable sources say everyone is dying completely wrong, so now I do whatever the internet tells me to do. Although your blood may be too big for your body, you must try to keep it inside. Even at zero hour, all bodies fall to Earth at the same speed, like led feathers. As the universe expands, its emptiness can’t help but swell like puff pastry in a night-black oven. Say, I’ve noticed you’ve got a number of psychiatric knives stuffed into your desert camo adventure belt. Of course, I have to admit that living alone must have its advantages.