Note to a Closed Site
(or Can’t You Take a Hint)

After the frustration of
Several unanswered inquires
Reference my submissions,
It dawns on me that the site
Is ran by some halfwit asshole
(No relation, no really).  But,
I send them this note anyway,
Which will, no doubt, also go
Unanswered as well.


Up To Date Customer Service

“Pardon me, caller.  At this time,
Due to the new guidelines,
I can no longer address callers
As you and I am not allowed
To use the personal pronouns
He, she, or it.  Also, as the words
They/them are a bit awkward,
I will be using a generic term.
So, cocksucker, how may I be
Of help today?”