Montana

Montana, that's where you can go around
Screamin' loony stuff while runnin' butt ass
Naked in the woods and only the tourists
Think you're nuts.  Yup, a whole 'nother
World on the edge of so-called civilization.
Well, true, the Injuns worry a little over the
Freaky white man but they already know,
From experience, whitey's born that way,
Just can't help it.  A while back, they thought
About rounding up them pale faces and then
Sending them back to Europe.  But the ones
That stayed in the homeland wouldn't stand
For it.  Okay, the Irish did, reluctantly, take
Pity and said they'd take a few.  But none
Crazier than they are themselves.  Oy vey.
In that case, that ship never sailed.