True Romance

He laid a line on me.
Says his new woman
Is just so fucking good.
Beautiful babe with
A plump rounded ass.
He just met her last
Night and they hit it off
Right away. No sex yet
But he’s really looking
Forward to it. Maybe
Tonight in the midnight
Hour. Woman’s just a
Sports digest. Knows all
About all the pro games.
Unusual for a woman
But he likes that. Shows
Me a picture taken last
Night with his phone.
Take off all the makeup,
Ignore the long hair and
I swear that that woman
Was on my football team
In high school.