Thoughts on a Sweet Halloween

Having kept the best part for himself
As he selected organs for his monster
Dr. Frankenstein soon became a very
HUGE hit with the ladies.

Okay, great, stuck in a rut.
Same ol’ routine every time.
Bite the neck, suck the blood.
Say, I haven’t been a vampire
All that long. Suck the blood
But maybe, sometimes, I just
Wanna lick the cunt.

The knock. Who could it be?
Open the door to pure terror.
Monsters? Gangbangers?
Racist bastards? Satan?
Young children scarred for life.
Sweet Jesus, it’s politicians!

The local bully was impressed
That the kids readily gave up
The candy they’d gotten
From old Dan Irwin’s house.
Hopefully, Butch will enjoy it.
No one else cared for the
Candy wrappers filled with
Fresh Chihuahua turds.