Screen Door Summers Dusty and distraught the afternoon laid out like a sun-shaped jewel ahead of us. Our marble eyes will fill up with salty tears and the rivers will swell until they drown the glittering meadows in madness. Our screen door summers will be like shattered blue china and so we will trudge through the day lilies and clementines alongside the infinite stretches of power lines that run the hillsides. We are the late bloomers and the daydreamers. The ding dong ditchers and the hide and seekers. The hopscotchers and leap froggers. Living among the star magnolias and mimosas. Our sun drenched world was full of fragrant bursts of flowers and pink clusters of fluff. Spongy moss and delicate wisps of grass served as our place to nap, right there below the copper stained sunsets. Take me back to the days we poured cherry soda over our vanilla ice cream and crunched on crushed ice. The evenings we gathered sticks to burn as defense against the insects and mosquitoes. There was never an issue with illness and that was all thanks to the tablespoon of apple cider vinegar we consumed daily. The best stories were told while sitting in rocking chairs on the front porch. We chased chicken hawks like wild hyenas and made up our own special calls whenever we lost each other in the woods. It seems we all lost track of time during all those fights and parties and birthdays and graduations and baby showers and weddings. It seems all we have left of those days are photographs and scars. Maybe even a little heartache. But one thing is for sure, we left our mark. Speed Demons I live for that feeling of complete weightlessness, when we speed down back roads lined with corn fields and rolling grasslands that stretch all the way to the foot of the mountains. I would tighten my arms around his waist as the speedometer touched 140mph. We zoomed through the darkness like screaming demons on two wheels. The sky peeled away like a panoramic screen unraveling past us. I drank up the crisp air, I saturated myself in adrenaline like a junkie. It was just the two of us, phantoms of the night, spirits of the asphalt, our souls aligning with the road beneath us. No one could possibly catch us. Dedicated to the ride, locking pinky promises with the highways and interstates, always swearing to return, to meet again with the meditative route. To me this is much more than a form of transportation, it's a lifestyle, a way to soak up your pure bliss, a form of peace and harmony. It's being born to ride.
Author: The Beatnik Cowboy
Daniel S. Irwin
Call It Lazy
Okay, call it lazy. ‘Nother one of my pieces
Getting posted on-line and they want a bio.
Man, I’m tired of listing all my stuff. Look,
It’s a lengthy roster of my published work,
Along with awards I don’t give a shit about,
Old enough to be, for me, incredibly boring.
I’m just into mixing words with the world,
Something you do while you’re still alive.
So, I’ll give myself a break and borrow a bio.
Slap it right up as if it were my own credits.
Yeah, use their catalogue of ‘published in’
Publications and their Push Cart etc. awards.
Even add their personal notes. That’s easy.
Lives in a cabana on a west coast beach
With three kids, four cats, and a husband.
Husband? Crap! I’m stealing the wrong bio.
Catfish McDaris
Beatnik Blues The night moaning like a whore faking love, red neon pouring whiskey on junk- ies watching their blood ejaculate up into a syringe, eyelids fluttering on Whitman’s finger, dance boys dance, blow your har- monica until sunshine orange drenches the shadows, prisons, and asylums over flow, spewing detritus, talking rats with yellow jaundiced eyes and bebop cats William S. Burroughs cut off his finger in 1939 out of love for Jack Anderson and sent it to Arnold Gingrich at Esquire, later he said it was an initiation for the Crow Indian tribe, he hoped his words would be published, Gingrich sent Bur- roughs a note back reading, “I greet you at the beginnings of a wonderful career, when do I get the corpse?” William had love for heroin, morphine, and marijuana His work was of mystical, occult, and mag- ical themes, William’s totem animal was a green reindeer, his life was fleeing from one troubled place to another, he killed his second wife, Joan in 1951 while drunk and went to prison in Mexico City for 13 days, they had him for culpable homicide, he fled to Morocco where he was accused of importing opiates, he fled to a rundown hotel in the Latin Quarter of Paris, to meet Ginsberg, Corso, and Orlovsky Burroughs cooked the dragon with a burnt spoon, a step ahead of the law, snapping fingers, to the bongo beat, chasing daydreams down the street. Cherokee Rose Prolonging the heartbreak, baby baby, your love leaves me on a ten story ledge watching the side walk artists below creating master- Pieces vanishing in the rain, they smile like hundred-dollar bills are pouring down, they know that every thing is temporary even blossoms Floating on the xeric wind, apricots and nectarines make fiery love and replace the sun in the cinnamon sky, watching a video of Tommy Castro And the Painkillers, play his song, Ride, pretty ladies dancing, while he Kerouac struts past City Lights Books, keeping me alive like a Cherokee Rose.
Laura Stamps
I Want a Redo So we have these discussions. Me. And Amelia. (Who knew Chihuahuas were such good listeners?) Not that she’s a barker. She’s not. But I can tell. You know. When she agrees with me. Yeah. I can tell. Like when I say I want a redo. When I was eighteen. Back then. When I chose tech. You know. As a career. Geez! What was I thinking? So, so stressful. That job. Who knew? Instead, instead. I’d do something different. Now. Like work at a hotel. A desk clerk. Yeah. That’s what I’d be. Make a career of it. I would. I’d work my shift every morning. And then, and then. I’d leave. Done! Stress-free. With the rest of the day to enjoy. See? A redo. That’s what I want. And Amelia agrees. She does. Especially when I give her a treat.
Glenn Armstrong
SEGMENT —For CK I could live in the woods like Thoreau, off the grid, and reality would be looking out the window each morning, and actually stepping outside to test the temperature without first consulting my phone’s weather app. I hope to put down all devices at some point, though it is not possible to fully unplug right now and decently survive, plus get medical treatment. But a cabin in the woods, stocked with supplies and a full library, would be a good break from all the hype. It is very Philip K. Dickian, and breaking news is just gossip to the philosopher, but Glenn Armstrong Spills the Sugar at Breakfast is as real and valid as whatever the headline reads on the digital newspaper this morning. My wasted sugar is not nearly as important as national and global strife, as cable news blares downstairs about key issues. Though on one level, I look out my window and I do not see any tanks or missile strikes, but another sunny day. The palm trees stir slightly as I parallel track the larger issues, and realize that troops are not jackbooting down the street at this time. I process the more immediate reality first, before absorbing news items squeezed into seven-minute segments, in between advertising car repair insurance and toe fungus removal.
Robin Wright
Working Girl Her stilettos tap Morse code along the sidewalk near the river, tell men who stand on street corners or wait in cars, with grins on their faces, that she’s ready for service. Skirt hikes up her thighs, red lips plump up, blonde wig camouflages the short, dark locks she keeps for herself. Men with alcohol on their breath ask how much as the water quietly slaps against itself.
Judge Santiago Burdon
Good For Nothing
I’ve taken enough shit from you today. Listening all morning to you verbally attack me with the same agonizing torment of a Monday morning hangover. You’re fucking lucky I’m heavily sedated and not paying close attention to almost anything you say, otherwise I might take offense to your condescending soliloquy of derogatory comments concerning my character. It always seems to be complaints about something I didn’t do, rather than what I might have done. These rants of unsubstantiated grievances only lend proof of your self-righteous demeanor. You haven’t told me anything I haven’t heard before. You’re just an echo of all the women I’ve known in the past that didn’t last.
If this is an attempt to cause me emotional pain, you’re shit out of luck. You’re heading the wrong way down a one way street. You can’t hurt my feelings. I used to hold the flashlight for my father.
I would however like to inform you that your statement of being ‘good for nothing’ is an invalid premise. I don’t profess to be knowledgeable in the field of philosophy, I’m more of a Barstool Philosopher at best.
Understand, by declaring me to be good for nothing proves that even being good for nothing is actually being good for something. Hope you’re able to grasp the concept.
There’s one swallow of patience left in the bottle, a cold shoulder of icy give a shit in the syringe. I was hoping to end this malicious prosecution with some type of profound quote. Unfortunately, all I can think of saying at this moment is; “Shut the fuck up.”
J.J. Campbell
right before i wake up early in the morning i always had the dream of you sitting on my face right before i wake up i have no clue if this is sexual or you trying to kill me i'm sure you have read my poems about the most amazing ways to die but my tongue still moves fast enough that i'm not dying just yet although, i like the way your brain operates at four in the morning
Daniel S. Irwin
Mon Paris I gotta say that I love Paris. France, itself, is cool but Paris is full of the zanies. I dig the women but most Smell like the armpits they Don’t shave. Perfume? Good scents too expensive Like most of the stuff there. I always shop at the hidden Tourist-free areas for food And anything else that costs. My French is tres le crap but Good enough that I get by. Summer in the ville is insane. Everything shuts down in August, shops and factories. People not having to work Mill around like millionaires Without enough money to Actually do anything fun. Nobody riots like Parisians. I get off on building those Barricades and tossing rocks And cocktails…Molotov. I Guzzle wine like a fool doing My part providing empties. Makes for some rowdy ass Nights alleviating boredom. The boredom that always Comes when you’ve stayed In one place too damn long. Suggestion They Suggested That I Should use A pen name. But, I Never name My pens.
Brad Rose
Reliable Sources Reliable sources say everyone is dying completely wrong, so now I do whatever the internet tells me to do. Although your blood may be too big for your body, you must try to keep it inside. Even at zero hour, all bodies fall to Earth at the same speed, like led feathers. As the universe expands, its emptiness can’t help but swell like puff pastry in a night-black oven. Say, I’ve noticed you’ve got a number of psychiatric knives stuffed into your desert camo adventure belt. Of course, I have to admit that living alone must have its advantages.