Hard Core/Day One Listen up! Sit your asses down, mutants, You punk-ass buncha freaks. Shut up! Look at my hair. Take a good look. What color is it? It’s gray, isn’t it? Let me tell you something. You should be afraid, very afraid. You should take what I say seriously. Why? You see, Most men, in this profession, Unless they’re good, very good, Don’t last long enough for Their hair to turn gray. And this ‘gray hair’ is very good. ‘Very good’ at what I do. So, you candy-ass pukes, Pull your head out your ass, Pay very close attention, Do exactly as you’re told, Learn from this experience, And this will be the Greatest second grade class Ever to come from Sparta Lincoln Elementary. I Laughed I laughed In the face Of Death. In hindsight, Possibly Not The best move. No telling How things Will end up When I’m gone To The other side. Perhaps A Heavenly reward, Perhaps Endless torture And frustration If Death Remembers My Blatant affront To him. I guess I had better Bring my own Popsicles.